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Author Topic: [Game] Things Arashi Members Would Never Say...  (Read 10091 times)
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Sanae
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« on: January 28, 2008, 05:32:26 AM »

Alright, the game is simple really, just come up with things that you know that the boys would never say. It also works with conversations between the members if they're not too long (otherwise they become fanfics!)

For instance:

Jun (to the other four members): Guys, I really hate Arashi, I think I'll quit and join KAT-TUN instead...

Okay, it's not a very good one but I hope it's enough to illustrate the point of this thread so, who's next?
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2008, 09:21:58 AM »

Ohno: You know... I am actually not that hungry right now...

Great idea for a thread Sanae... I can already tell this is going to be funny!
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2008, 03:07:11 PM »

Ohno: Nino, I hate you. Never touch me again!
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It's just another Friday night
for you and your accessory lights
And there you are before my eyes
Two hours and for fifteen minutes
you are here
I don't want to scream lest I should tear
A whisper in the darkness disappears
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2008, 03:49:20 PM »

Nino: I'll treat everyone to a meal.
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Saigo
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2008, 10:05:32 PM »

Aiba: I don't really feel like doing anything whacked today...
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Violence is the last action of a limited mind...

So do what Nino does and just prank everyone instead!
Sanae
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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2008, 10:41:21 PM »

Cool! It seems this game's taking off! Minna, please participate, it gets funnier if more people post their crazy ideas!

I'll have another go -

Nino (to Ohno): Here darling, I've made your favourite ramen!

Ohno: Ramen? I hate ramen! They're so overrated...

Nino:  crybaby
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Saigo
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 11:08:44 PM »

Nino: Uwaaah...Uwaaaaah!

Ohno: Yame horaaa~

Nino: Uwaaah....

Ohno: Shoganai naa.....Chinko pom pom pom!

:x):
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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2008, 12:48:48 AM »

Nino: Uwaaah...Uwaaaaah!

Ohno: Yame horaaa~

Nino: Uwaaah....

Ohno: Shoganai naa.....Chinko pom pom pom!

:x):

WHAT??!??! Wakannai yo! (I don't understand..!!)

Sho: Loved skydiving!! Let's do it again... Yay~~ <3

Jun: Guys, I'm taking a 3 months break, here's some explanation as to everything you need to do while I'm not here.. *hands them a 50 page bounded "essay"* Good luck! *snickers*

Ohno: I'm going on a diet.

Aiba: Go to hell! I don't want to see you ever again!

Nino: Chinen, let's join forces.
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It's just another Friday night
for you and your accessory lights
And there you are before my eyes
Two hours and for fifteen minutes
you are here
I don't want to scream lest I should tear
A whisper in the darkness disappears
Sincerely
Sanae
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2008, 01:43:02 AM »

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Sho: Loved skydiving!! Let's do it again... Yay~~ <3

I loved that one!!  And if Jun were to really take a three months break in the middle of their tour the guys would really need the manual 'Concert Planning for Dummies' by Jun Matsumoto.

Now, another one:

Aiba: You know what? I hate singing, kids and animals.
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gwendy0925
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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 12:28:44 PM »

Aiba: What the he*l is this? Fried chicken!? GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!

Jun: I really feel like letting Aiba talk during MC today...

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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2008, 02:01:21 PM »

@S-tei

Guwah I'm so sorry. I was making a parody of that Mago Mago Arashi episode where they were trying to make Ohno stop crying, and Nino's way was by tapping his...ehrm...crotch three times.
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Violence is the last action of a limited mind...

So do what Nino does and just prank everyone instead!
Sanae
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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2008, 02:23:34 PM »

Saigo, you have no idea of how much I'd pay to see the actual thing happen. Just to see Nino's face...

Another one:

Sho (looking horribly concentrated while reading the paper): ARGH! I give up! Guys, can any of you tell me how to read this kanji?
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2008, 02:56:37 PM »

@S-tei

Guwah I'm so sorry. I was making a parody of that Mago Mago Arashi episode where they were trying to make Ohno stop crying, and Nino's way was by tapping his...ehrm...crotch three times.

Oh!! I remember!! LOL>

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Saigo, you have no idea of how much I'd pay to see the actual thing happen. Just to see Nino's face...

Another one:

Sho (looking horribly concentrated while reading the paper): ARGH! I give up! Guys, can any of you tell me how to read this kanji?

This is good.! *thumbs up*
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It's just another Friday night
for you and your accessory lights
And there you are before my eyes
Two hours and for fifteen minutes
you are here
I don't want to scream lest I should tear
A whisper in the darkness disappears
Sincerely
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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2008, 03:02:01 PM »

Sho: Oh-chan, I'll draw that for you!!!
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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2008, 05:59:04 PM »

Ohno: I hate Nino-chan.
Nino: Chinen-kun, you can have Oh-chan all to yourself. I don't mind because I don't like him anymore.
Sho: I'm dumb, you know.
Aiba: *speaks English fluently and with complete sense*
Jun: I hate Arashi the most.
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Saigo
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« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2008, 02:10:30 AM »

@Sanae

I think a good molesting would be better. Hehe.

Sho: Oh-chan, I'll draw that for you!!!

I love it. Haha!

Ohno: I hate Nino-chan.
Nino: Chinen-kun, you can have Oh-chan all to yourself. I don't mind because I don't like him anymore.
Sho: I'm dumb, you know.
Aiba: *speaks English fluently and with complete sense*
Jun: I hate Arashi the most.

Grrr. Ohmiya really never WOULD say this stuff. iftheydidi'draisehell

I'd like to hear Aiba speak fluent English someday. "Denja! Deenja!"

So judging from minna's depiction of Jun, he really does love Arashi huh? *bonks self* I didn't know that. *is in not so good terms with Jun*
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Violence is the last action of a limited mind...

So do what Nino does and just prank everyone instead!
Sanae
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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2008, 02:20:44 AM »

@ Saigo, Jun is famous for having been declared by his bandmates as the one who cares the most about Arashi.

Also, yeah, Ohmiya molesting each other is always fun for us to watch as much as for them to do.

Another one:

Jun: Guys, from now on, Aiba will be in charge of planning our concerts...
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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2008, 03:16:24 AM »

Ohno: I admit defeat... you really ARE the best dancer, Aiba-chan.

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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2008, 01:39:25 PM »

@ Saigo:
Lol. That's what the thread is for, ne?
Things that Arashi would NEVER say.

And, Jun is the one who loves Arashi the most, according to the members themselves. :x):
I'll gladly squish Aiba if he can already speak FLUENT English~
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Saigo
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« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2008, 12:30:14 AM »

Yeah I'm aware of that. That's why I was thick-faced enough to complain. Ish. Hehe.


Nino: I hate money.
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So do what Nino does and just prank everyone instead!
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